Preface
This is not my story
It is also not a story about me
Rather, it’s a simple story told by a platgat boytjie from Booysens about lekker times that once were but that, sadly, are no longer
I acknowledge that my grammar and my use of language will probably cause my English teacher, Mrs Smith, to cringe... but rather than a work of literature, I instead intended to preserve a very small part of a special time in a special country with special people
And just perhaps, to kindle some cherished memories that may already have faded into the distant past…
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Booysens Boytjie captures a small piece of a South Africa that is rapidly disappearing from living memory - a time when life was simpler, childhood was freer, people had less yet, lacked for nothing, and the ordinary things of everyday life were often the things that mattered most.
This is not a memoir. Nor is it simply an exercise in nostalgia.
Told through the wonderfully uncomplicated eyes of a young boytjie, it is a celebration and preservation of South African life - its people, its language, its humour, its peculiarities and its remarkable spirit.
Woven through one boy’s memories are the stories of family and friendship, church and school, mining houses and mine dumps, Karoo towns and Johannesburg streets; of Springbok Radio and LM Radio, drive-ins and keffies, shebeens and Blue Laws, Fanagalo and boerekos; of kennetjie, kaskarre, ketties, kaalvoete and a rich treasury of words, customs and everyday things that once formed the familiar fabric of South African life.
Together they create something of a living museum of mid-twentieth-century South Africa - preserving not merely how things were, but something of how it felt to be there.
For those who lived through those years, Booysens Boytjie will bring back a world almost forgotten. For younger South Africans, it offers a window into the world of their parents and grandparents. And for readers elsewhere, it is an invitation to discover an extraordinary country through the ordinary lives of its people.
Above all, it celebrates that wonderfully resilient South African spirit - the ability to make a plan, endure the difficult, laugh at ourselves, and somehow carry on regardless.
Those were the days.
And they were very, very lekker.
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“I wish life had a rewind button”
André L Immelman
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Excerpts...
Chapter 1
Booysens
The Bible tells us that God determines when we come into the world and where we find ourselves in the world…
God must have a sense of humour.
What feels like a lifetime ago, I was born into what seemed to me like a pretty normal family at the time. Of course, I had no idea what ‘normal’ was - I just assumed that my family was like every other whose entire existence was wrapped around braaivleis, rugby, sunny skies and Chevrolet…
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Chapter 2
Sundays
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Sadly, the game of kennetjie has become something of a disaccustomed tradition amongst South African boys, not because it is dangerous as some would charge, but because - I truly believe - of a concerted conspiracy by Moms!
You see, for the game of kennetjie to be played, a broom necessarily had to be sacrificed, and for any Mom to give up her broom - or any part of it - is just too much to ask of Moms.
Kennetjie doesn’t need anything special - all that is required, are two sticks: one short stick - around 4 inches long (back then, centimetres hadn’t been invented yet) - that served as the ‘kennetjie’ (the ‘ball’), and a longer stick - around 1 foot long - that served as the ‘bat’.
That is all that’s needed to play the game of kennetjie.
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Chapter 3
Other Boytjies
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Poepol almost got to the very bottom of the steep slope of the dump when the front wheel of his dikwiel suddenly buckled underneath him and gave way. To our horror - and also much to our humour - the saddle of his dikwiel launched Poepol into the air like a vrot vel being blown away in the wind...
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Chapter 4
Booysens Boytjies
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Before Frankie could even think of answering the bully’s taunt and even before the bully could get another gibe out, I saw something come flying through the air, right at the bully. It was Johnny! But Johnny looked like he had supped some of the druid Getafix’ magic potion that gave him the superpowers of Spider-Man and the Hulk combined, but without a cape!
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Chapter 5
Mom
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But Moms possess even more impressive powers… Moms are able to feel for us - “I’m cold - go put on a jersey”… Moms know what we will like and what we won’t like without us even having to try it out for ourselves - “Eat your squash - you’ll like it”… Moms know what goes on inside our heads - “You think you’re smart hey!”… Moms are able to tell the future - “I knew you were going to mess up!”…
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Chapter 6
Dad
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In fact, every time my Dad tried to fix anything, whenever it came to reassembling whatever he was busy fixing, there always seemed to be a few parts remaining that didn’t seem to fit anywhere. So, my Dad simply gathered all the leftover parts into one of my Mom’s canned fruit bottles which he kept just for that purpose.
Over the years, my Dad’s collection of canned fruit bottles grew into a sizeable collection. To my Dad, it only proved that manufacturers tended to put stuff into their gadgets that do absolutely nothing - much like the ‘g’ in lasagne.
Maybe it was their way of ridding themselves of surplus bits and bobs.
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Chapter 7
A Boytjie
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Whoever put those signs in lavatories on aeroplanes that read, “Do not tamper with the smoke alarm”, is clearly either some unimaginably cruel, desperately sick, terribly mean, psychotic person, or he is hopelessly clueless about how the mind of a boytjie works… It is just not possible for a boytjie to ever not voeter with whatever he’s not supposed to voeter with! It’s a bit like expecting one not to squeeze those little bubbles in bubble plastic.
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Chapter 8
Boytjie Adventures
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Now, to a boytjie, it is simple common sense that, by adding extra weight to a kaskar would make it go faster. And to a boytjie, faster is always better.
When in c.1589, the famed Italian polymath, Galileo Gallilei, dropped two cannon balls of different weights made from exactly the same material from the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy to challenge Aristotle’s theory that heavier objects fall faster than lighter objects, all boytjies would’ve found themselves planted firmly in the Aristotelian camp. To a boytjie, it all just made sense that the heavier something is, the faster it would fall - in my and Mpo’s case, it made sense that the heavier a kaskar is, the faster it would go.
Maybe Aristotle was also just a boytjie…
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Chapter 9
Those Were The Days
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Whenever I begin a conversation in the company of my boys with the words, “In my day…”, it never fails to evoke the stock-standard reaction from them - they would roll their eyes back, expecting another lecture from me on how good they have it now, how hard I had it back then, and that they ought to be grateful for the fact that they didn’t have to suffer all the hardships I had to endure back ‘in my day’…
But no! That’s just not it! It really isn’t!
Rather, I pity my boys. I really do! And I pity their children - my grandchildren - even more…
Because the truth, is this… back then, I had it far better than they ever had!
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